Without further ado, the winner of the Five second ideas for the inattentive generation competition is:

1. Richard & Jolyon with

Alpen: tastes like you’ll live longer

Co-op bank: where Jesus would bank

Colgate: your teeth are the best business card

Well done. You have won a month placement at BMB. Send us an email and we’ll chat about dates.

The others were all great in different ways, but we just love these strategies the best. The image of Jesus opening a current account makes me laugh.

We also got some lovely latecomers this week – this one in particular we liked from Will and Yury.

You can still see all the other shortlisted ideas here.

Thank you to all the teams that entered.