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THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING DUMPED (and why you’re never better off being the one to end it)

Reader, he dumped me must surely be four of the happiest of words in the English language. Stay with me. For there is a stringent mathematical reasoning to what I’m about to say. Having spent the last few years working on a novel all about the comedy (yes, comedy!) of break-ups, I’ve become something of […]

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I didn’t think I could love this place any more. Brighton Baths, the happiest place on earth, just 2 beaches down from St Kilda, has got: A sea pool frequented year round by fellow cold water fanatics; A steam room facing out to sea for beautiful sunset views in one direction; the city skyline the other. A little private beach; A floating pontoon for diving and yoga and general bobbing about; Outdoor yoga by the water, year round, rain or shine; An underwater carpet of a thousand sea stars; A cafe that doesn’t mind you writing there all afternoon as you eat their brunch really slowly and drink 3 coffees and even charge your laptop while you swim; So I thought I couldn’t love it more but then today this happened. Literally a gift from God in the changing room. FREE miniature shampoo and conditioner, apparently delivered by a travelling evangelist with heightened hygiene awareness, complete with bible quote on little flyer. No one in the changing room knew how they got there, the consensus was that the Lord chooses to intervene when he can, and works in mysterious ways. I didn’t believe in god before this but the free miniatures with aphorism have got my atheism all in a wobble. If you spot any more religious toiletries in the Bay Area, do let me know. It’s a great marketing gimmick. Thank you #brightonbaths #psalms #middlebrighton #giftfromgod #happiestplaceonearth #lidolove #blessed #toiletries #missionaries #jesuslovesyou🙏 #shampoo #conditioner #stillshitatphotography

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Unexpected Items in the Blogging Area:

THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING DUMPED (and why you’re never better off being the one to end it)
Women aren’t as funny as men… and other LOLs from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival- by Lorelei Mathias for Jokepit.com
Plenty More Fish Fingers in the Sea: Introducing the Break-Up Diet
CRAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY? FEAR NOT LOVELIES, I HAVE JUST THE THING
DELETED SCENES – SCENES FROM THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR
LIDO LOVE IS… (An article I wrote for the Guardian)
Fall In Love With The Museum of Broken Relationships
Review: Break Up Club by Lorelei Mathias
Guest Post: Lorelei Mathias
Break-Up Club – now open for business for the Summer!

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