‘We told the world how to tick… we informed you in six seconds that you needed something you didn’t know you lacked.’
Many people think copywriting is in some way immoral – that we’re all just cold-hearted hidden persuaders cruelly manipulating the world. Indeed, most copywriters talk ashamedly about what they do – like they’re not ‘proper writers’. I don’t know how many people have read it, but this is definitely the impression we get from Joshua Ferris’ novel (Then we came to the end).
I think this is a little unfair (especially of Ferris, himself a jaded ex-copywriter). I think copywriting could be seen as a way of sharpening your tools before you go out into the ‘real world’ of writing – whether it’s for novels, screenplays or the theatre. But I also think it deserves to be seen as a worthwhile activity in its own right (one that we ought not to be ashamed of at parties, which some people seem to be).
Humour me here. Four years ago I went to a D & AD workout class called ‘Writing for Advertising,’. I remember the day vividly. It was run by Will Awdry, who also happens to be a descendent of the great Rev. W. Awdry, (famed for creating an endearingly anthropomorphic chain of railway trains.) Half way through the class, Awdry drew two chalk circles on the blackboard. One very large one, and one much smaller one inside it. The small circle, he said, is the copywriter in you. The large one is the writer. Every copywriter, he claimed, has both – and in an ideal world both circles should feed off one another.
That day, (at the very real risk of sounding utterly pretentious) I remember suddenly feeling guilty, that I’d been neglecting my ‘outer circle’ for too long; that the (alleged) novelist in me was now badly under-nourished. That was probably the moment I decided to give my novel a proper go. But in doing so, my copywriting career also shifted into second gear. Maybe I’m alone in this, but for me the circles thing really makes sense. This is already too long though so I’ll have to continue trying to explain why in another chapter. TBC…
Tag: Misc
Suicide Brides
For years, while working in various agencies, we’ve been walking past this upmarket looking bridal shop and wanting to holler, ‘cheer up, love. This is meant to be the happiest day of your life!’
Why, in the name of Cupid are they all looking so bloody maudlin?’ Have they been jilted? Surely that’s not a good advert for their dresses if they have? Buy our wedding dresses – the perfect look for a life of pain and heartbreak. Or perhaps they’re miserable with hunger after the gruelling low-carb wedding dress diet? Or, are they thinking about their first love, the one that got away, and thinking they’ve made a horrible mistake?? Either way we’re wondering what the window dressers were thinking; and whether it helps or hinders sales.
On a happier note, there’s a prize for the first person who can name which bridal shop this is. Clue: it’s in central London, near lots of ad agencies.
Go to Work on an Oeuvre – additional thoughts on copywriting novelists (Chapter One)
Sorry for the deafening silence. Nat’s been in Istanbul, and I (Lol) was in Cornwall, ‘working on my ouevre’, as it were. Well, let’s just say the idea for novel number three is slowly going from embryo to foetus, but we’re still a very long way off the crazy cravings. OK, I think I’ve sucked the life out of that analogy now. Anyway, having just seen the article on copywriting novelists in last week’s Campaign, I wanted to add a few thoughts into the mix. Being as I’ve written a whole piece on this before I’m going to spread them out into ‘chapters’ rather than reproduce the whole lot here. Firstly, I think it’s worth paying homage to all the other novel-writing creatives that weren’t mentioned in John’s article:
Augusten Burrows – Dry
Joshua Ferris – Then we came to the end
Matt Beaumont – E, The E before Christmas
Al Maccuish – The Ministry of Letters (childrens book, yet to find a home but he also has many TV projects coming into fruition)
Gordon Comstock (OK so he’s fiction, but he did leave his copywriting job to become a poet. See Orwell’s Keep the Aspadistra Flying. )
And some others… Peter Mayle, Don DeLillo, Ogden Nash, Victor Pelevin, Dashiell Hammett, Antonia White, and recently, Jonathan Durden…
If I’ve missed any others, feel free to share.
As an aside…. having just read John Tylee’s article, I feel the need to make a slight tweak to my comment that ‘it was never a burning desire’ to write. What I probably meant to say there was that I’ve never been one of those novelists who has six half-finished manuscripts perishing under their bed, and who has gone to lots of creative writing classes. I was always really intimidated by all that so I’ve been making it up in a hurry as I go along (which probably shows).
So in some ways I feel I don’t deserve the fact I’ve been published because I somehow haven’t ‘suffered’ enough for it yet – although getting nine rejection emails is no picnic. I guess it all came as a surprise. Having to frantically write the second half of book one in about a month kind of forced me to discover how to write. It’s amazing what a deadline can do to you. So for what it’s worth my tip to anyone wanting to write a book is to impose a few false deadlines on yourself. In the absence of a real deadline, it’s the only way you’ll get the fear that you need to inspire you. Speaking of deadlines we’ve got a radio ad to write. Back soon.
TBC…
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