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Behold Zeefax Page 888: The best gimmicky CV ever made. Ever. Ever!

Published on August 15, 2011 by loreleimathias3 Comments

We’ve written about novelty CVs before. But this is it.

This one here takes the Wagon Wheel.

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Categories Uncategorized•Tags Ceefax, creative CVs, give the man a job, nostagic retro trivia, ZEF NARKIEWICZ
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WE’VE BEEN WEARING MASKS SINCE LONG BEFORE COVID-19 : THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE FEMALE ADHD

Chances are if you’re a woman with ADHD – diagnosed or otherwise – you’ve been ‘masking’ your whole life. Trying to squeeze your lostness, your lateness, your ‘too-much-ness’ (and your brilliance?) into an ‘NT’ shaped mould for so long that you’re probably pretty exhausted by now. It’s a wonder more of us haven’t checked into prison… or checked out altogether. All because society hasn’t cottoned on to the ways in which ADHD manifests in women – and that it’s not just a little boys club. I’ve been masking for as long as I can remember. I’d love to see it change for the next generation.

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Here’s the really crazy thing: As I write this, the word ‘Neurodiversity’ is still being underlined with a squiggly red line, like it’s not even a thing.

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