WHAT’S THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT?

Quite possibly this email from 3, where they chose to employ a thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to get their customers to… …participate in a customer survey.

 Seriously! Who writes this? It left me feeling kind of seedy, like I’d just had weird phone sex with someone in Mumbai.

When of course, actually I’d just been trying to get them to terminate my contract; trying to break it to them that things with me and the dongle just weren’t working out.

I’ve half a mind to  enter the survey and tell them that to be honest, I found my ‘experience’ most UNSATISFYING! But I don’t want to hurt their feelings.