MIND THE GAP… BETWEEN STANZAS

London Underground wants your lines.

TFL is working on its next round of lovely poetic posters to encourage us all to behave like evolved human beings. You know, the ones that politely suggest we please refrain from scoffing stinky kebabs on the tube, and to for gods sake turn those down wretched headphones…but in a slightly nicer, more charming way.

But this time they’ve opened them up for the public to write.

Of course, we are up to our ears in TV ads which have an amateur poem for a voiceover. But we think you can never have enough poetry in a poster.

So, to all creatives with a repressed Gordon Comstock inside of them – give it your best shot.

The winning poem will not only end up on posters right across the network, but the winning lines will feature in the cartoons too.

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Via Poet of Adland, Rishi Dastidar, whose own effort bears repeating here:

“On the escalator, don’t stop on the left

As those walking down will be bereft.

You won’t have to do anything grand:

Just move to the right if you’d like to stand.”

THREE ROMANTIC WAYS TO SAY ‘IT’ NEXT VALENTINES DAY

Spread the love this Valentines Day not with an Elizabethan Sonnet, but with one of these…

Hugh Grant, on a greetings card:

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Or any one of these emotionally repressed valentines cards for us Brits here.

 

Conversely, you could go for one of  these much less uptight chappies:

 

 

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From the pure poetry that is pornhubcommentsonvalentines.com – (thanks Martin H for discovering them)

 

Finally there’s always this miserable bugger, guaranteed to have your beloved falling at your feet in a collapsed heap of undying adoration.

 

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From Mister Bob Brian

The Idea Everyone’s Had, but now Someone’s Actually Done

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Now I can’t speak for every creative in the world, but I know Nat and I have had this idea for a bunch of different briefs.

It’s the kind of idea you present and everyone looks at you like you’ve just crash-landed from Planet Unfeasible.

But rather marvellously, Converse have actually gone and made it. And made it well.

It’s a thingamajig (that’s the technical term) that blocks internet ads and feeds you cool stuff (funny content, competitions etc) instead.

Watch the amazing video, and install it here:

More on it here.

Thanks, @carolineberm.

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