Spread the love this Valentines Day not with an Elizabethan Sonnet, but with one of these…
Hugh Grant, on a greetings card:
Or any one of these emotionally repressed valentines cards for us Brits here.
Conversely, you could go for one of these much less uptight chappies:
From the pure poetry that is pornhubcommentsonvalentines.com – (thanks Martin H for discovering them)
Finally there’s always this miserable bugger, guaranteed to have your beloved falling at your feet in a collapsed heap of undying adoration.
From Mister Bob Brian