Never, in the history of the world has there been a more urgent need to employ a namer.

You might have heard already, but Google have unleashed their version of Spotify onto the world.

Apparently it’s a worthy contender, from a technical point of view.

The only snag is, it’s got A NAME THAT IS FOUR WORDS LONG. Here it is. When you’ve got five minutes, why not sit down and have a read of it…

Google’s new music offering is called GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC ALL ACCESS.

Surely there is a better name. Something snappier, less convoluted and nerdy? Something that sounds less like, I don’t know, like you’re choking on the trouble-shooting section of an instruction manual?! Maybe one of the naming wizards out there could help them with a new name? Or a budding placement team perhaps? I did love you once, Google…





2 thoughts on “GET THEE TO A NAMERY…

    1. Oh my days Jessica, you’re right. I actually got so bored half way through transcribing the name that I LOST COUNT. 

      I stand corrected: Google’s new music player is in fact FIVE WORDS LONG. Thank you for pointing this out.


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