Never, in the history of the world has there been a more urgent need to employ a namer.
You might have heard already, but Google have unleashed their version of Spotify onto the world.
Apparently it’s a worthy contender, from a technical point of view.
The only snag is, it’s got A NAME THAT IS FOUR WORDS LONG. Here it is. When you’ve got five minutes, why not sit down and have a read of it…
Google’s new music offering is called GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC ALL ACCESS.
Surely there is a better name. Something snappier, less convoluted and nerdy? Something that sounds less like, I don’t know, like you’re choking on the trouble-shooting section of an instruction manual?! Maybe one of the naming wizards out there could help them with a new name? Or a budding placement team perhaps? I did love you once, Google…
LORELEI MATHIAS 
I am convinced that ‘GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC ALL ACCESS’ is actually 5 words.
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Oh my days Jessica, you’re right. I actually got so bored half way through transcribing the name that I LOST COUNT.
I stand corrected: Google’s new music player is in fact FIVE WORDS LONG. Thank you for pointing this out.
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