We’re off to Paris today so apologies in advance if we don’t get to write again this week. We’re going to Peugeot-land to workshop one of their new cars, and the schedule looks fraught so we may not be online. To make up for this, we thought we’d leave you with something suitably smutty and ‘french’ which we’ve just been sent.

This is apparently 20 years old but none of us here had seen it before. It’s really quite alarming, so if you’re lily-livered then look away now. It’s a bit rude, but if nothing else it shows one thing – sex really does sell. In fact one of these was so crude we had it vetoed by the editor – can you guess which brand and strapline that was? We’ll give you a clue. It’s to do with cleaning products. Answers in a bottle to the Canal St. Martin please. Au revoir for now,

L & N.

> Imagine if all major retailers started making their own
> condoms AND kept the
> same tagline………..
>
> Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
>
> Tesco Condoms – every little helps
>
> Nike Condoms – Just do it.
>
> Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life..
>
> Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>
> KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.
>
> Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>
> Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
>
> Abbey National condoms ! – because life is complicated
> enough.
>
> Halifax Condoms – Always Giving You Extra
>
> Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
>
> Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
>
> Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
>
> Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper
>
> Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”
>
> Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s
> the pain.
>
> Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
>
> Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very long
>
> Renault condoms – size really does matter!
>
> Flash condoms – just sit back, relax and let flash do all
> the hard work
>
>
> Heineken condoms – reaches parts that others just cannot
> reach
>
> Carlsberg condoms – probably the best in the world
>
> Mars condoms – pleasure you can’t measure
>
> AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service
>
> Pepperami condoms – It’s a bit of an animal
>
> Polo condoms – the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor
> seller!!!)
>
> L’Oreal condoms – because your worth it!
>
> Mr Muscle condoms – loves the jobs you hate

Appendix:

Oh – we’ve just thought of a couple of new ones. Feel free to add any others if you’re so inclined.

Sony condoms – like.no.other.

Sainsburys – try something new today

Persil – Dirt is good