This is Reginald. One of our most successful steals of the last year. Actually, truth be told no one wanted him so we felt compelled to give him the care he needed. He was often sickly and catching colds, always spouting hot and cold air, poor Reg – kind of the runt of the litter of magic heaters. He had a nicorette patch but it’s fallen off – hence he is smoking again. 

(See previous post for more on our lever-arched kleptomania. We are in control of it now, thankfully)