We’ve written about novelty CVs before. But this is it.
He’s even mimicked the annoying way you used to have to stare at the TV, willing it to go to the next page, powerless.
Pump up the volume, have a carton of Umbungo, (or whatever else you used to do when you got home from school), and sit back and enjoy.
p.s. Goes without saying but give the man a job if you have one.
p.p.s Thanks Adam B for the spot.